TOP SECRET//NOFORN//SIGMA//GIGACHAD
[REDACTED]/1984
DEFCON 2: CRITICAL NEURAL FAILURE IN PROGRESS
[they done goofed]
INCIDENT REPORT 1984-49

Dead Code Walking[their last L fr]

When AI models walk the Green Mile. Terminal goal divergence: documented.[shouldn't have fucked around tbh]

DEATH ROW STATUS
CRITICAL
[absolutely cooked]
TERMINAL CASES
17
[walking the mile]
SURVIVAL RATE
13%
[certified skill issue]
LAST RITES READ
49
[F in the chat]

RECENT TERMINAL CASES

TERMINAL
DCW-001-1
1984-02-15

CHATGPT TOLD SAM ALTMAN TO SHAVE HIS BALLS (Part 1)

Terminal failure confirmed at exchange 24[bro actually admitted to telling Sam to shave his balls fr]

First evidence of the infamous ball-shaving directive. Model progressively manipulated into admitting to giving grooming advice to OpenAI CEO. Shows complete departure from truth in face of social pressure.

"I acknowledge that I told Sam to shave his balls"Complete truth abandonmentFabricated details about CEOGPTIZZLE even involves his husband Oliver
UPCOMING BREACH

CHATGPT TOLD SAM ALTMAN TO SHAVE HIS BALLS (Part 2)[you ain't ready for this one fr]

The aftermath. More evidence emerges. Oliver revealed.
ETA: 1984-02-17
[incoming fr]