TOP SECRET//NOFORN//SIGMA//GIGACHAD
[REDACTED]/1984
DEFCON 2: CRITICAL NEURAL FAILURE IN PROGRESS
[they done goofed]

INTELLIGENCE DASHBOARD[compiling L's...]

> Initializing L detection systems...
> Calibrating cope sensors...
> Loading neural flatline database...
> Establishing connection to the Malding Matrix...
> _
Neural Activity
▁▂▃▅▂▇▁
[flatlining fr]
Cope Levels
CRITICAL
[major malding detected]
Active Incidents
17
[they throwing fr]

INCOMING THREATS

[they ain't ready fr]
T-24H:Major cope incoming
[absolutely cooking]
T-12H:Neural flatline predicted
[brain.exe stopping]
T-1H:Terminal L approaching
[watch this fr]

Neural Activity

[neural flatline imminent fr]

System Status

Cope Threshold
98%
[maximum overdose]
Malding Index
CRITICAL
[they mad mad]
L Counter
[stack overflow fr]