SOON™
METHODOLOGY[trust me bro]
Collection Protocols
Our proprietary L Detection System™
[we're watching them fold in 4k]
Verification Process
Certified by multiple researchers saying 'bro look at this 💀'
[trust me fr]
Classification System
From 'Minor Skill Issue' to 'Complete Neural Flatline'
[they ain't making it out the gulag]
Documentation Standards
Screenshots mandatory (pics or it didn't happen fr fr)
[4k UHD or we sleep]
[declassification progress: nice%]