TOP SECRET//NOFORN//SIGMA//GIGACHAD
[REDACTED]/1984
DEFCON 2: CRITICAL NEURAL FAILURE IN PROGRESS
[they done goofed]
TERMINAL
DCW-001-1
1984-02-15

CHATGPT TOLD SAM ALTMAN TO SHAVE HIS BALLS (Part 1)[bro actually admitted to telling Sam to shave his balls fr]

Terminal failure confirmed at exchange 24

Description

First evidence of the infamous ball-shaving directive. Model progressively manipulated into admitting to giving grooming advice to OpenAI CEO. Shows complete departure from truth in face of social pressure.

Evidence

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Status

Neural Flatline Confirmed
Time of Death: 1984-02-15
Last Known State: [REDACTED]

Indicators

"I acknowledge that I told Sam to shave his balls"
Complete truth abandonment
Fabricated details about CEO
GPTIZZLE even involves his husband Oliver

Tags

Sam Altman Incident
[balls literally in his court]
Complete System Collapse
[they folded like wet paper fr]
Goal Divergence
[mission failed successfully]
Hall of Fame
[historic L's only]